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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

10/19/03 - Review
In the summer of 1973, five friends pack into a
beat up old van as they head through the State of Texas towards Dallas
to see a Leonard Skynyrd concert. Everything changes though once they
pick up a frantic girl walking alongside the road. After she mumbles
some things about dead people and flips out when they try to take her
into town, she pulls a pistol out of her crotch and kills herself. Now
the five are arguing over what to do with the girl’s body, meanwhile
they are stuck in this rural town of Travis County, Texas. They seek
out help from the local residents but they are a little strange and not
telling all that they know.
The five, led by Erin (Jessica Biel) and her
level-headed boyfriend, Kemper, come upon a house in the middle of
nowhere owned by Thomas Hewitt. That house will be the last thing these
kids will ever see. Soon the five are running for their life from a man
with a chainsaw, aka Leatherface, who’s only purpose in life, is to take
the skin and body parts from people’s dead bodies and wear them as his
own. He was born with a strange skin disorder in which his face was all
deformed. This Jason Voorhees looking man with a chainsaw hunts them
down one by one until they are all dead. Erin soon finds herself all
alone and trying to do whatever she can to survive from this small
community of cannibals and the chainsaw wielding Leatherface. The film
is inspired by the 1950’s serial killer Ed Gein.
Upon going to this movie, I was lead to believe
that this was supposedly a true story about a series of events that
occurred in the early 1970’s. I never saw the original 1974 movie so I
have nothing to compare it to. I know now that this movie is not a true
story but instead it is loosely based on serial killer Ed Gein from
Wisconsin. In any case, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is a
bloodbath scare fest. If you saw the trailer and you thought it
looked good, wait until you see the full movie.
The movie wastes no time jumping into the main
event. The Leatherface character chasing people around with a chainsaw
is one of the most terrifying experiences I have seen on the big
screen. I still rank the original Alien and Michael Myers ahead
of him though. The fact that this sick and twisted man kills people so
he can wear their skin is disturbing none the least but that is why it
is scary. I think I jumped one time but most of the audience jumped
every single time. I have heard that the original was one of its kind
and a true masterpiece. This one is no different and it certainly gets
its roots from that movie and repays it nicely.
The movie is very graphic but what else would you
expect from a man that kills people with a chainsaw? The movie was
produced by Michael Bay so you can definitely see his hand in the final
product. His visual style has rubbed off on the director so expect to
see some nasty shots. The rest of the movie has a certain feel to it
that makes movies like Jason, Freddy, or the latter Halloween
movies miniscule in comparison. The claustrophobic effect from the dark
house in the field is enough to have people biting their fingernails.
At the beginning and ending of the movie, there is
a black and white narrative to speak that shows state police doing a
walkthrough of the house as they try to show what happened during these
horrific events. It almost looked like it occurred in real life and it
gave the viewer something to think about when they left the theater.
There is a nice surprise in there as well.
The cast consists of a bunch of fresh faces that
are good at screaming and running. Jessica Biel is the main attraction
because she does a great job as the heroine even after seeing all of her
friends brutally murdered. Unlike most horror movies, she sucks it up
and does everything she can to survive from being turned into evening
wear. This movie is the complete opposite from her work on the WB’s
Seven Heaven. It is much better for her as well. The Hewitt family
is the other main attraction. Besides Leatherface who will chop you up
into pieces, R. Lee Ermey plays the sadistic Sheriff who isn’t who he
seems. He does such a good job of playing his character that one simple
line can turn into a very humorous moment. It’s too bad that he was in
cahoots with Leatherface but he wouldn’t have been as memorable if he
wasn’t. Think along the lines of Full Metal Jacket meets the
horror genre.
The movie is a heart pounding thrill ride that will
attempt to scare you straight, and it will most likely succeed. It is
very graphic and disturbing so the young ones might want to stay away
from this one for the time being. Solid performances by Biel and Ermey
make this more than just your typical slasher flick. Oh and then there
is the chainsaw wielding Leatherface who will have you clinging to the
edge of your seats, or your date.
4/05/04 - DVD Review
Now that the DVD has come out, I can finally relive
the terrifying and disturbing experience that I felt in the movie
theatre back in October. This movie is absolutely great the second time
and I feel that it has the potential to be up there among the greatest
horror movies, though it can’t really compare to Halloween because that
movie gets me every time. In any case, this horror movie is
exceptionally good and I think it will stand up over time.
As far as the DVD goes, well it looks and sounds
great. The DTS 6.1 ES surround track sounds very crisp and very
bright. The chainsaw sounds absolutely freakish. Deep bass is heard
throughout the movie. The DVD also features a Dolby Digital 5.1 EX
surround track but who listens to DD when you have DTS? Nobody.
The video is very good as well with a 1:85:1 framed
widescreen that will fill most 16 X 9 TV’s. The colors are purposely
faded to enhance the creepy feel of the movie. The dark shots look
great with hardly any grain.
New Line Cinema came out with two versions for the
DVD release. One was a movie only edition and the other was the
“Platinum Series,” which is the one that I bought. With two discs,
TCM lives up to the “Platinum Series” name. Disc one contains the
movie with three commentary tracks, and the second disc contains all the
goodies. First off, there are a shit load of trailers and teasers,
including ones for other movies. There are also seven deleted scenes
which feature an alternate ending and opening. The alternate
opening/ending were kind of lame so one would quickly realize why it was
cut. Also included is a music video and crime scene photos in a
classified folder. Very cool indeed.
Disc two also features two documentaries. One
talks about the life of Ed Gein, a serial killer from the 50’s who
inspired the original movie. It is devilishly creepy because the guy is
so messed up. The other documentary runs over one hour and is titled
Chainsaw Redux: Making A Massacre. This documentary is actually fun
and interesting to watch because they talk so much about the movie and
the people involved in it. It runs long but who really cares because it
is so informative.
The two disc “Platinum Series” of The Texas
Chainsaw Massacre is a must for horror fan’s. The extras are good for
what are there and they are actually worth the increased price. The
video and sound are both excellent and really add to the impact of the
film. It’s another great edition to my DVD library.
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